The variety of interactions apparent and available via internet connection is grandiose and potentially unmanageable in exposure. Every global demographic is represented online, from the insecure teenager who posts about how much they hate their friends, to the middle aged business tech whose work load is just strenuous enough to distract them from Tetris and email for forty-five minutes a day, and the always lovable Nigerian prince willing to dump thousands or millions of dollars into anyone's bank account who will give him access. This is how I was exposed to the diversity of the world last week, when Prince Firfanirgus of the magical land of Ethiopia contacted me with an OMGURGENTPLZPLZREEDEPRONZXXXPLOSION message regarding his overseas fortune, and how I was necessary to preserve it. After giving the Prince all of my bank account information, my social security number, all identification and contact regards, and a superfluous notation of all of my dreams, aspirations, fears, and valued persons, I awaited my vast incoming subsidy. I still await, Dr. Prince Firfanirgus Pedurgus. I have been very patient, and that is wearing thin. I appreciate no toying, royalty swine. Moreover, this exposure taught me never to trust supposed medically recognised Ethiopian Princes in the future, as Ethiopia is primarily a parliamentary legislation in central structure.
My point is: all understanding a person could ever find necessary of an extranational group is there. I learned everything I need to know about Ethiopia from Prince Firfanirgus, and all about the history of Islam states from Vakhlalaka Bakbabaganoush bik Dirkata from the Antiliberty Salvation Front. Any more study is a waste of my time, as all that is necessary for the kind of precious "empathy" created by real "interaction" from different "perspectives" can easily be infered via email bound financial matters and amateur reporting from high school students in Taiwan. Besides, their "perspectives" are stupid, and mine are cooler. Scarf that, Doctors and Princes of far East Africa.
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